it must be nice, as a man, to enjoy the wind blowing through your hair on a summer day.
However, being a woman, all i can think is UUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH FUUUUCKKK YOU WIND YOU’RE MESSING UP MY HAIR, I ACTUALLY CURLED IT TODAY AND THIS IS WHAT I GET UUUUUUGHHH FUDGE I LOOK SO UNATTRACTIVE RIGHT NOW! OMG. OMG. GO AWAY WIND.